Doctor's Surprise Delivery

Doctor Gavin was the reason I stopped trusting men. Now, he's the winning prize at the bachelor auction my firm is running. I have no words to describe my shock. I do, however, have a ton of HIGHLY obscene gestures. So why the H*LL did I place the highest bid?!?! Only to allow history to repeat itself. Nine months later... 1. I've got a bun in the oven. 2. Stuck in a cabin miles from a hospital. 3. And contractions that are just MINUTES apart! Whoever came up with the phrase 'What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas' deserves a huge SLAP!