From Here To Coocoocachoo

Private Detective Bernard Piffy needed time to recover from his latest misadventure but his boss had other ideas. Terrorists had put fleas from the Prophet’s beard in the headscarf Nancy Pelosi wore when she visited Bashar al-Assad in Damascus in 2007. The fleas were supposedly still alive. Piffy would have to find the scarf and the fleas before they could be let loose on America. Piffy would be locked in a battle to the death with Imams, Jihadis, and jinns that would carry him and his boss from the mortuaries and Abrahamic Societies of Sacramento to the Ayatollah Khomeini Mosque in Coocoocachoo Valley.